just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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