How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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