So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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