I love black thongs
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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