i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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