I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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