what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
my shit smells like andre
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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