You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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