When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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