I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
it glows. i had to have it.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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