OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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