I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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