Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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