I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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