that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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