That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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