oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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