I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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