so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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