is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
BRING THE BAGELS
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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