He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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