they need to just BURY HIM!
Even my vagina gasped.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Randomize
