Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
