how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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