Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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