just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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