it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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