I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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