is your mom at the bar?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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