To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
