I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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