So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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