She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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