doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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