That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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