AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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