so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm bleeding and have questions
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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