is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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