We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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