I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I am in a vortex of obligation.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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