He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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