What did we do last night that was yellow?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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