I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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