Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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