No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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