Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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