If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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