I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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