Don't you send me to vm
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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