it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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